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Fri 5
Always good to talk with the Gu
- guber: so glad you're keeping track of hipster listening patterns, what would the world do w/o you mike!
- wobble: i was right, danny boy needs a back rub
- guber: no, i've just got better things to worry about
- wobble: so cranky. you opened this discussion, now you're running away!
- wobble: was it something i said, hon?
- guber: yes, you're a douche
- wobble: aw babe, don't be mean
- wobble: it's okay, i still love you
- guber: don't need love from lame-os
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Tue 12
“
I got in argument with some people the other day. They were saying, “This truly is the age of the pizza.”
But I retorted: “Uh, no, the early 90s, when the Ninja Turtles movie came out, was the age of the pizza. Then came the age of the wrap, which was cut short when everyone noticed how bland wraps are. Then came the age of the falafel, which 9/11 killed gradually, over the course of two or three years. It’s been the age of the burrito for the past couple years, but that’s coming to an end. And we won’t know what’s next till the next economic expansion.”
They looked at me pretty roundly pissed off, as if thinking, “who the fuck invited -this- guy?”
— The Upstate Geographer
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Tue 5
- wobble: do gay men find rape jokes funny?
- yat rack: aren't those universally accepted as funny?
