Mon 8
“HOW’S IT FEEL, MIKE?! You and Katie have become quite the front-running power couple. You might as well be a Lakers fan dating a Yankees fan.
— Jacob the Geographer, after the Saints won the Super Bowl
Wed 13
“I keep a supply of small mammals that I eviscerate every morning, and then I bathe in their entrails.
— Jonathan Basile
Mon 11
“Whereas, here is American Beauty’s political posture: “You know how sometimes those middle American suburban types get on your nerves? But other times they seem sort of sweet and decent and hardworking? Well, actually they’re just CREEPY and CRAZY and EVIL and CLOSETED HOMOS, the lot of them! Burn that bridge!” Seriously. Sam Mendes is guilty of war crimes.
— Jacob the Geographer
Mon 21
Santa Extreme Close-up: on a 10th floor office door, 1230 Ave of the Americas

Santa Extreme Close-up: on a 10th floor office door, 1230 Ave of the Americas

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forgot I took this picture back in August.

forgot I took this picture back in August.

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from the archives

from the archives

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Wed 28

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Mon 12

Sox Fan, Sad Again

  • wobble: BOO HOO
  • wobble: papelbon is human
  • jacographer: WHATEVER
  • jacographer: I ONLY LIKE THE CELTS ANYWAY
  • jacographer: SHADDUP MIKE
  • jacographer: I WILL GO HANNIBAL LECTER ON YOUR CHEST CAVITY