February 2012
2 posts
Watchbryce was a good pet. don’t skimp on the aphids.
wfmu:
Adopt Bryce
We’re not sure which planet WFMU DJ Bryce came from originally, but we hope they never take him back. WFMU DJs and fixtures are up for adoption during the 2012 Fundraising Marathon, Feb 20th-March 4th.
Browse the Adoption Gallery at wfmu.org/adopt
November 2011
2 posts
7 tags
September 2011
2 posts
Mr Chatterbox
“Besides the obvious power differences that make this feel very unseemly, the...”
– Lang Gito responding to this NY Post article.
August 2011
4 posts
3 tags
1 tag
July 2011
2 posts
“Mike Noble, you ruin everything!”
– robingee, Gothamist commenter.
1 tag
June 2011
4 posts
“seriously, no one sat on gum?”
– Mike Noble on the comments board (via shutupweirdo)
“Why do hipsters reject Genesis? Animal Collective couldn’t try any harder...”
– Pitchfork: “The Worst Record Covers of All Time”
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
“Your rambunction is unbelievable.”
– Adam Sacarny
December 2010
3 posts
even caves have 3G these days
wobblegobble: leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
estevez: who'd he sign with?
wobblegobble: what do you live in a cave?
estevez: yes
estevez: i'm a cave troll
wobblegobble: well google that, son
wobblegobble: i think you will be surprised
estevez: SWEET!
“i kant believe the phillies have cliff lee again. the mets will never win...”
– My friend, the sad Mets fan
“I just made a Sarah stew in the bath tub.”
– Roommate Sarah tells me her way of dealing with no-heat apartment.
November 2010
5 posts
A Certain Effect on People
sack: i saw your name pop up for IM and i instinctively reflexed
sack: i let out a guttural sound
sack: involuntarily
sack: then my head jerked back
sack: and i barfed
wigglewobble: tumblr'd
“The nanny later joined a group of transvestites called Fantastic Dolls, who,...”
– Obama Visits a Nation That Knew Him as Barry
June 2010
3 posts
“Do they have canals in Ithaca? He’s got a boner for canals.”
– C. Adams on the Upstate Geographer
“With his high-resolution, hyperreal imagination, and his frequent inability to...”
– The Cardboard Universe: A Guide to the World of Phoebus K. Dank by Christopher Miller
Negative nerds
wobbler: HOLY SHIT
sacarnion: ?
wobbler: CTRL-ALT-COMMAND-8
wobbler: try it
sacarnion: no
wobbler: mabye i will keep it like this
sacarnion: whoa
sacarnion: holy shit
sacarnion: i don't even know what to think
April 2010
7 posts
“He waited while Pavlic shaved—very much his own inclination at difficult...”
– Alan Furst, Spies of the Balkans
A certain imagineer has been asking me to post...
Listen
Mighty Dougla - “Split Me in Two”
...
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
2 posts
“HOW’S IT FEEL, MIKE?! You and Katie have become quite the front-running...”
– Jacob the Geographer, after the Saints won the Super Bowl
January 2010
2 posts
“I keep a supply of small mammals that I eviscerate every morning, and then I...”
– Jonathan Basile
“Whereas, here is American Beauty’s political posture: “You know how...”
– Jacob the Geographer
December 2009
4 posts
October 2009
3 posts
Sox Fan, Sad Again
wobble: BOO HOO
wobble: papelbon is human
jacographer: WHATEVER
jacographer: I ONLY LIKE THE CELTS ANYWAY
jacographer: SHADDUP MIKE
jacographer: I WILL GO HANNIBAL LECTER ON YOUR CHEST CAVITY
August 2009
3 posts
“admit it, PA is basically Far West Germany
the yankees may be the evil empire...”
– Jacob the Geographer
