November 2011
2 posts
7 tags
September 2011
2 posts
Mr Chatterbox
“Besides the obvious power differences that make this feel very unseemly, the...”
– Lang Gito responding to this NY Post article.
August 2011
4 posts
3 tags
1 tag
July 2011
2 posts
“Mike Noble, you ruin everything!”
– robingee, Gothamist commenter.
1 tag
June 2011
4 posts
“seriously, no one sat on gum?”
– Mike Noble on the comments board (via shutupweirdo)
“Why do hipsters reject Genesis? Animal Collective couldn’t try any harder...”
– Pitchfork: “The Worst Record Covers of All Time”
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
1 post
“Your rambunction is unbelievable.”
– Adam Sacarny
December 2010
3 posts
even caves have 3G these days
wobblegobble: leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
estevez: who'd he sign with?
wobblegobble: what do you live in a cave?
estevez: yes
estevez: i'm a cave troll
wobblegobble: well google that, son
wobblegobble: i think you will be surprised
estevez: SWEET!
“i kant believe the phillies have cliff lee again. the mets will never win...”
– My friend, the sad Mets fan
“I just made a Sarah stew in the bath tub.”
– Roommate Sarah tells me her way of dealing with no-heat apartment.
November 2010
5 posts
A Certain Effect on People
sack: i saw your name pop up for IM and i instinctively reflexed
sack: i let out a guttural sound
sack: involuntarily
sack: then my head jerked back
sack: and i barfed
wigglewobble: tumblr'd
“The nanny later joined a group of transvestites called Fantastic Dolls, who,...”
– Obama Visits a Nation That Knew Him as Barry
June 2010
3 posts
“Do they have canals in Ithaca? He’s got a boner for canals.”
– C. Adams on the Upstate Geographer
“With his high-resolution, hyperreal imagination, and his frequent inability to...”
– The Cardboard Universe: A Guide to the World of Phoebus K. Dank by Christopher Miller
Negative nerds
wobbler: HOLY SHIT
sacarnion: ?
wobbler: CTRL-ALT-COMMAND-8
wobbler: try it
sacarnion: no
wobbler: mabye i will keep it like this
sacarnion: whoa
sacarnion: holy shit
sacarnion: i don't even know what to think
April 2010
7 posts
“He waited while Pavlic shaved—very much his own inclination at difficult...”
– Alan Furst, Spies of the Balkans
A certain imagineer has been asking me to post...
Listen
Mighty Dougla - “Split Me in Two”
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March 2010
1 post
February 2010
2 posts
“HOW’S IT FEEL, MIKE?! You and Katie have become quite the front-running...”
– Jacob the Geographer, after the Saints won the Super Bowl
January 2010
2 posts
“I keep a supply of small mammals that I eviscerate every morning, and then I...”
– Jonathan Basile
“Whereas, here is American Beauty’s political posture: “You know how...”
– Jacob the Geographer
December 2009
4 posts
October 2009
3 posts
Sox Fan, Sad Again
wobble: BOO HOO
wobble: papelbon is human
jacographer: WHATEVER
jacographer: I ONLY LIKE THE CELTS ANYWAY
jacographer: SHADDUP MIKE
jacographer: I WILL GO HANNIBAL LECTER ON YOUR CHEST CAVITY
August 2009
3 posts
“admit it, PA is basically Far West Germany
the yankees may be the evil empire...”
– Jacob the Geographer
July 2009
1 post
“Jews don’t do smiles.”
– Jacob Shell, geographer