Fri 24
Phans of the WFC represented at the 40th Jazz Fest.

Phans of the WFC represented at the 40th Jazz Fest.

Mon 20

Sun 19
“Philly itself is taint, since it has to crouch in the shadow cast by that huge, musty schlong, still formidable after its triple castration, counting WTC 7, which simply imploded and collapsed, with no plane stuck in its maw.
— Linh Dinh, What Remains (Harriet Blog)
Fri 17
“STAY AWAY FROM THE PINK HUMMER!
— God, via Prospect Heights forum.
Tue 14
“Jason Statham glowers at Clint Eastwood, who glowers back, creating a Glower Vortex which destroys the planet.
— Patton Oswalt
Wed 8
For braver folks than I.

For braver folks than I.

Thu 2
“…traditional strategy games like Risk and Monopoly, which are generally seen as child’s play or possibly something to do while trapped in a snowstorm without power—just before you eat your own foot.
— Screw you, Wired! Monopoly Killer: Perfect German Board Game Redefines Genre
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Think my new seat cover will get stolen?

Think my new seat cover will get stolen?

Thu 26
“The Phillies!? How dare you wear that in New York?!
— The Mets fan shoe shine man at 47th and 6th who I have passed a hundred times without incident.
Wed 25
I’m a horrible person. I didn’t know what to do so I did nothing. I didn’t have my own lock to use this time.

I’m a horrible person. I didn’t know what to do so I did nothing. I didn’t have my own lock to use this time.