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Tue 21
“Why do hipsters reject Genesis? Animal Collective couldn’t try any harder to mimic them, from the prog-jamming down to the stupid album art. In 10 years, Geologist & The Mechanics will top the charts with an inspirational ballad and Panda Bear will record a slick blue-eyed soul album for yuppies, write some songs for a Disney cartoon, and play a butler in a movie. Then your kids will make Animal Collective the butt of jokes, and you’ll be just like That Guy defending Genesis to anyone who’s born post-Bret Easton Ellis.
